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Shaggy The Weirdo

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-Name: Shaggy Strange
-Age: 23 Years old
-Gender: Male
-Occupation: Traveling 50 cent Candy Shop Owner
-Type of Infected: Hes a mutt [/kicks the idiot Screamer/Witch]

-Personality: Shaggy has always been a bit weird, admiring things from afar, he holds strong to the words 'you can look but you cant touch'. He's happy and free, easy going and friendly. He loves people he really does, but in all honesty he hates children. He won't say anything out of the way to them oh no. He'll just talk to them while looking up recipes for said child. No one notices this though. He can be creepy, a big stalker and oblivious to the world around him. The smallest things catch his attention and he's greatly fond of bugs. The weirder the better, since he can put them in his collection to display around the candy store so no one will want to by the candy. Shaggy was always a great listener and an even greater motivator. Always looking on the bright side of things the only time he seems to look at bad things is when hes mad. Rare occasion for him to be, but he can be scary. Who needs to be from 0tobitch when you can go from 0torunlikehell?

-Family: Shaggy was cursed with being an only child. His mother, a witch, had died from an accident and the remains were never found. His father was a Screamer..and Shaggy got mad and..well...ate his dad like the cannibal he is. He has no siblings...thank god....oh yeah this guy cant be trusted as far as you can throw him..so if you call a babysitter and hes the only thing available..I'd stay home if I were you parents....

-Background: Congratulations its a boy! Oh joy! Not really, who would want Shaggy as a kid yet alone any other sort of relation. He had problems, one parent died he ate the other. Who'd hang around him growing up? Not a lot of people would. SO! Shaggy decided to open up a catering kind of business, only it's more like a candy shop on wheels. Screw the ice cream man~ Cause when Shaggy was little he had a weird obsession with children. He's not a pedophile oh no, he just thinks children are delicious....and wants to pack them in his lunch. Especially boomers. He found that those big explosive chubby kids were more then what could feel his appetite. However, any kid foolish enough to go on his traveling bus of magical kid crack were more likely not to get off his bus, trust me kids its safer to stay by the window.

However he does have a few crucial health problems, so just hope that no matter what happens he doesn't get his right hand free, or he will strangle you..until you either become lunch or someone stops him. A tranquilizer will do, is there a doctor in the house? We can only hope. He was always picked on but over looked it, only when it got out of hand did he go crazy.

He is happy..unless no kids are around then he goes and stalks a play ground or someplace kids would be. He picks out the tastier ones then tries to see what he can do about. Which most of the time is nothing, so hell just eat the candy on his bus drink the soda and drive around until he finds something to do. He does like to creep around in some places where people dare others to go because of some legendary psycho that supposed did something there...if they ran into Shaggy though he'd probably offer them tea and cookies and ask why they were there. If he got a reasonable answer then a joke is in order for the one who set up the dare.

The only other problem with him would be that being art screamer when he sees an actual child he runs away terrified, he hates human children with a passion. He won't eat them, but he'll eat your zombie child if given the chance. He's easily spooked as well, so sometimes those naps in his bus really don't do him any good.
Image size
361x986px 56.56 KB
Make
Canon
Model
Canon PowerShot SD780 IS
Shutter Speed
1/20 second
Aperture
F/3.2
Focal Length
6 mm
ISO Speed
500
Date Taken
Sep 2, 2010, 7:33:00 AM
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Krinkles-ohnoes's avatar
wtf is this. o__o
WHY ARE YOU DRAWING FUNNY CRAZY PEOPLE.
I SEE THAT BLUSH THERE.